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Hogan Gidley sounds like a sandwich you’d order at Cracker Barrel. https://t.co/EwaEoJHsQr
Which you will then drink and drive. https://t.co/rFWDQ0wt1h
There should be custom-made urinal mats with Trump’s portrait on them. https://t.co/rR5jlmO67o
Always disappointed that more people haven’t discovered this brilliantly bawdy show! https://t.co/6Elr5KXuWk
Do we know which @Alamo car rental location Trump is going to visit?
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