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RT @badbanana: The sign that your career has either gone horribly wrong or fantastically well: your desk is ten feet from a toilet.
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So if you tried to contact me via contact page at https://t.co/3D4tIU5pFK I just realized those submissions have not been arriving. Doh!
RT @davidwain: I think the world is ready for Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later!! https://t.co/a5hzMvfRJ6
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