Well, today I am in studio until 6PM in my underpants. I lost the True Fitness challenge, but still feel pretty good about the progress I made. Here’s some hot amatuer pics, wash your eyes when you’re done:

And here’s audio of when Ken Andrukow from True came by to reveal the results:

Results

I’m was kind of perturbed to find out recently that, for the last few months, and mail sent to me (and anyone else) through the “contact us” page on the X92.9 website has not arrived. It’s disappeared into the ether of cyberspace. If you sent mail, you likely never found out it never arrived. If you sent mail to me, you probably think I’m a big jerk for not replying to you. I try and respond to all my e-mail. The problem is still not fixed, so meantime, here are some ways to get in touch. you can e-mail me directly: josh@x929.ca

Josh Holliday on Facebook

Josh Holliday on MySpace

Or call me when I’m on air 2-7 weeday afternoons at (403!) 238-X929.

I was doing a remote broadcast from Adult Source over the weekend, and saw this giant latex fist and had to buy it. They were nice and gave me a good price. I think we’ll keep it around the studio and see what types of fun will happen. It’s solid latex and weighs quite a bit.

Curb Your Enthusiasm is the best show on television. And if you’re in Calgary, you have to wait many months after it originally airs to see this Emmy-award winning HBO series. The sixth season debuted on The Movie Network in Ontario and HBO in the U.S. this past Sunday night. Movie Central here in alberta doesn’t carry it. I sent an e-mail to them and got a pretty generic reply offering various excuses, but it’s not good enough. If Shaw/Corus/Movie Central claims to care about quality programming as they claimed in a recent newspaper ad, then they’ll carry this show. Here’s a link where you can write to them and tell them they should carry it. If enough people ask for it they’ll get it. 

Write to them here:

I want Curb Your Enthusiasm on Movie Central!  

THINGS A MAN SHOULD NEVER DO AFTER 30 (Esquire)

• Coin his own nickname.
• Use a wallet that is fastened with Velcro.
• Rank his friends in order of best, second best, and so on.
• Hacky sack.
• Name his “unit” his name plus junior.
• Hang art with tape.
• Ask a policeman, “You ever shoot anybody with that thing?”
• Ask a woman, “Hey, you got a license for that ass?”
• Take a camera to a nude beach.
• Let his father do his taxes.
• Tap on the glass.
• Shout out a response to “Are you ready to rock?”
• Use the word “collated” on his resume.
• Hold a weekly house meeting with roommates.
• Name pets after Middle Earth characters.
• Jokingly flash gang signs while posing for wedding photos.
• Hug amusement-park characters.
• Wear Disney-themed neckties.
• Choose 69 as his jersey number.
• Eat Oreo cookies in stages.
• Propose via stadium Jumbotron.
• Decide anything based on the ruminations of Howard Stern.
• Call “shotgun” before getting in a car.
• Buy a novelty postcard in another country of topless women on a beach and write “Wish you were here” on it.
• Keg stands.
• Put less than ten dollars’ worth of gas in the tank.

My biggest fan called a few days after my birthday (August 21st by the way….where’s my gift?) and talked about my Facebook and about the fact she was babysitting.

Stalker Babysitting

Click on pic for un-cropped.

Got some new frames that I thought were kind of interesting and my mom thought were a joke and kinda Elton John-ish.

I’m in Toronto this week on vacation. Watching the news with my parents, a familiar face (with more hair and more chubby) came on the screen. It was a commercial I shot for Best Buy almost a year ago that’s run a few periods since. In the commercial, two guys pull into opposite parking spots and have a quick staredown. Then, it’s on! A race for the front doors with all sorts of obstacles. I’m sort of the yuppie guy with glasses and hot wife, racing a red-headed slacker guy. They actually had stunt doubles for both of us (see pic. I’m on the right.)I usually find out it’s back on again by e-mails and calls with stuff like “are you in a Best Buy commercial?” or the people who are sick of it already, “your commercial’s on again.”

The Calgary Herald still owes me $2.50! There’s a newspaper box at 9th and 17th beside Nellie’s that took my money, but wouldn’t open up. I called the first time when it took my buck, and they said they’d mail it. That was a few months ago. Where’s my damn dollar!!! The next time it happened, I didn’t do anything, except grumble to myself…it was a weekend paper!

A telemarketer for the Herald called the station, and this is what happened:

Herald Call

Lynch and I are in the midst of a big fitness challenge at True Fitness Spa and Wellness. We’re just about halfway through the four month program, and now we’re trying to figure out how to humiliate the loser. Or as I like to call it: humiliate Lynch. We’re looking more for embarassment than pain or gross stuff. Maybe run down 17th at lunch-hour in an X92.9 thong? What do you think?