Here’s some new words to add to your vocabulary courtesy of Urban Dictionary:

• Alphaholic: 1) Someone who always wants to be the first to do something or the winner of some event; 2) A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number.
• Aqualibrium: When using a water fountain, the point at which the water stream is at the perfect height to sip.
• Mandaid: The manly form of a band-aid. It consists of a strip of duct tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.
• Nausty: Someone who is naughty combined with nasty.
• Neighbornet: The neighbor’s wireless network (often used on vacation). Usually unencrypted and slow but great when yours goes down, or you need to do something questionable.
• Ungoogable: 1) A way of not being part of the Google-able world; 2) Things that Google, i.e. the general world, can’t pick up or define the nature of.
• Wikidemia: An academic work passed off as scholarly yet researched entirely on Wikipedia.com.