I’m Pregnant!

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I spent Easter Sunday afternoon with a gathering of relatives - aunt, uncle, cousins, cousins’ husbands, a bunch of kids made by cousins and cousins’ husbands - out in Cochrane. My one cousin Genevieve is 7-months pregnant and has a big tummy. Her daughter Nashke is 19 months?old, and when I took off my sweater?and just had a T-shirt on, she pointed at my stomach and said “baby.” Ouch! After?a spanking, and a long time out, I tried to explain to her?that I need to get in shape. OK. There was no spanking or timeout - just some laughter. At my expense. I definitely need to get in shape. Before I moved to Calgary I would walk everywhere and was playing?in a hockey league twice a week. I came to Calgary at the beginning of January and have played hockey once. I try to get out walking on the weekends. I spend 5 hours a day sitting on a small padded seat in an RV. It’s like being in the zoo. I have a well appointed cage, can get up, but can’t really go very far…and occasionally strangers will feed me.

The good news? I’m?going to play some summer hockey twice a week starting soon, I’ve settled into my place and might actually eat in at least once a week, and the novelty of having lots of beers with new radio?friends has worn off. A little. Plus it’s?getting warm (hopefully!) and I’m going to try and walk more. Here’s some pics of me with some of my cousins’?hilariously hurtful children:

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(The one who made the “baby” comment is in the front)

4 Responses to “I’m Pregnant!”

  1. Shauna Says:

    aww does someone need a hug? yeah someone needs a hug (*hugs*)

  2. Ballkick Says:

    When your really serious about getting in shape give me a call and I’ll put you through my Wife’s Workout.
    Now before you snicker and giggle you should know that my wife is currently the # 2 ranked 62kg fighter in the world in Muay Thai Kickboxing. Here she is winning the North American Title: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MurSCMYLGJo
    This video is from 2003 I think.
    Anyway if you want results quickly I highly recommend you give me a call.
    Oh and I am not a gym owner trying to get your dues either,.. just a big fan of kickboxing.
    Regards…..Ballkick

    P.S. X92.9 Rocks!

    Josh says: sounds like a plan, though your handle scares me…that’s a bad area to kick.

  3. Ballkick Says:

    Josh
    A Ballkick is actually a technique used in Muay Thai
    It’s actually a frontal or push kick, but I liked the double connotation, that’s why i use it for my screen name.
    Groin shots are a highly unsportsman-like cheap shot.

    Josh says: I remember in the old-school UFC a match where one guy punched his opponent in the groin repeatedly. Ouch.

  4. Lizzie Says:

    It’s called a body fit for radio.
    hehe
    It’s alright you have your sense of humour to fall back on!

    Josh says: OK, it’s bad, but not that bad!

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