some more words for your vocab:

• Chickchismo: A strong sense of womanly pride: an exaggerated femininity; 2) exaggerated or exhilarating sense of female cunning and womanly wiles.
• Connectile dysfunction: The inability to gain or maintain an Internet connection.
• Hasbian: A former lesbian who is now in a heterosexual relationship.
• Hatriotism: Proving your patriotism by hating the people the government tells you to hate.
• Kodak courage: An extra dose of courage and the tendency to go beyond one’s usual physical limits when being filmed or photographed.
• Nicotini: An alcoholic drink that includes nicotine as an ingredient. Usually made with vodka in which tobacco has been soaked.
• Scratcher: An untalented tattoo artist.