It’s hard enough to meet the right girl, let alone take things further along. Men’s Health did a survey of women and found the Top Five things that will turn a woman off quickly. Feel free to add more in the comments section.

• Less-than-fresh breath: 95%
• Excessive cologne: 86%
• Presence of a unibrow: 85%
• Nasty or long toenails: 84%
• Pit stains on a shirt: 83%

Y’know these types of injuries would never fly in hockey. Hockey players take pride in their toughness and durability. Baseball players? Well…

• Roger Craig (Giants) - Cut his hand on a bra strap.
• Ryan Klesko (Braves) - Once overexerted himself and pulled a muscle while picking up his lunch tray.
• Wade Boggs (Red Sox) - Injured himself while pulling on his cowboy boots.
• Kevin Mitchell (Mets/Giants) - The master of all bizarre injuries, he once injured himself while eating a cupcake. That, of course, was when he wasn’t missing games because of vomiting-induced muscle strains, or strained eyelids.
• Ken Griffey, Jr. (Mariners) - Missed a game after suffering a pinched testicle from his protective cup.
• Jose Cardenal (Cubs) - Missed a game in 1974 because he couldn’t blink.
• Vince Coleman (Cardinals) - Missed the 1985 World Series after getting rolled up in the tarp machine.
• John Smoltz (Braves) - Once burned his chest while ironing a shirt, which he was still wearing.
• Carlos Perez (Expos) - Broke his nose in a car accident while trying to pass the team bus.
• Doc Gooden (Mets) - Missed a start when Vince Coleman accidentally struck him with a golf club in the clubhouse.
• Ricky Bones (Marlins) - Went on the disabled list in 2000 after injuring himself while changing channels on the clubhouse TV.
• Greg Harris (Rangers) - Injured his wrist while flicking sunflower seeds in the dugout

Courtesy ESPN.com