Here’s some new words to add to your vocabulary courtesy of Urban Dictionary:

• Alphaholic: 1) Someone who always wants to be the first to do something or the winner of some event; 2) A person who can text a message faster than they can dial a 10 digit phone number.
• Aqualibrium: When using a water fountain, the point at which the water stream is at the perfect height to sip.
• Mandaid: The manly form of a band-aid. It consists of a strip of duct tape and either a paper towel, napkin, or any absorbent cloth. The duct tape is then placed on any wound.
• Nausty: Someone who is naughty combined with nasty.
• Neighbornet: The neighbor’s wireless network (often used on vacation). Usually unencrypted and slow but great when yours goes down, or you need to do something questionable.
• Ungoogable: 1) A way of not being part of the Google-able world; 2) Things that Google, i.e. the general world, can’t pick up or define the nature of.
• Wikidemia: An academic work passed off as scholarly yet researched entirely on Wikipedia.com.

Hey, if you want to comment, criticise, compliment, castigate (but not castrate!) me, here are some simple ways.

On-Air Phone Line: 403-239-X929

E-mail: josh@x929.ca

Mailing or Dropping Off Address: 6940 Fisher Rd. SE T2H 0W3

MySpace: www.MySpace.com/JoshHollidayShow

…or just come by the RV.

These are simple rules, with very few exceptions. The mullet hair cut is never cool, not even in an ironic way. The only exception is for hockey players, like Ryan Smyth of the Oil, who have had it for years. Like mandatory helmets, he’s grandfathered in this case. As for moustaches, if you’re under 40 years of age, you shouldn’t have one. They are ridiculous. Exceptions: Cops, gay guys, and guys in bands with super-ironic handlebar or fu manchu styles. I don’t know why cops often have moustaches, but you can’t fight tradition. The moustache seems to play a part in gay culture, and that’s cool too. The worst moustaches are those guys with young or babyfaces who grow a moustache cause they think it makes them look more mature. No. It makes you look more ridiculous.

Mike D came in to talk about his calendar. It’s basically a different landmark in Alberta for each month, with Mike standing naked, back to camera, in front of said landmark. It’s pretty funny. I’ll get some pics up later today. You can check out the website or e-mail Mike at ass@assberta.com.

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