here’s a few more to add to your vernacular:

• Annoyertating: A mixture of annoying and irritating, that you say sometimes in total frustration..
• Beer peddler: When you have so many DUI’s that they only way you can make a beer run is to ride your bike, you’ve become a beer peddler.
• Bluetool: A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
• Butterfaith: A girl who is fun, intelligent, beautiful, perfect in every way… except she’s devoutly religious. (taken from “butterface”)
• Driver’s arm: Refers to the left arm being tanner (or redder) than the right arm because it’s been hanging out the window.
• Pac-manning: To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.