some new words and phrases for ya:

• Accountabilabuddy: A friend, maybe a best friend, who you get into trouble with and who is somewhat responsible for your actions.
• Bromantic comedy: A movie that is part guy-movie, part romantic comedy. i.e.: The Break Up
• Hasselhoffed: To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.
• Man-warmth: The residual thermal glow (usually in a vinyl-covered seat) felt by a man who sits in a seat recently occupied by another man.
• Powdered cow: Powdered coffee whitener.
• Testosterphone: To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.