Top 10 euphemisms for sex

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I found this list attributed to “Esquire” but it’s got to be the British version. Here’s the list:

  • 10. Interior decorating
  • 9. Parallel parking
  • 8. Ugandan discussions
  • 7. Get up in the hat rack
  • 6. Throw a leg over
  • 5. Do a bit of front-door work
  • 4. Let Jack in the orchard
  • 3. Put Barney in the VCR
  • 2. Take a turn among the parsley
  • 1. Lead the llama to the lift shaft

Do you have some better ones?

7 Responses to “Top 10 euphemisms for sex”

  1. Pepper Says:

    Used to a lot of “baking Cookies” in the old days!

  2. josh Says:

    Hows about “ridin the boney pony” or as erkel would say “the horizontal polka”

  3. Gruntwork Says:

    “the Hibbity Dibbity” “making Sandwiches”
    i thought i had would have more but apparently not….im kind of dissappointed

  4. Craig Says:

    love the llama to the lift shaft

  5. Redbear Says:

    “Putting in a Movie” and always “carried a handgun” for protection.

  6. bri Says:

    bumping uglies—Van Wilder movie

  7. newsboy Says:

    how about taking the Squid Boat to Tuna Town?

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