more words:

• Ephiphanot: An idea that at first seems like an amazing insight (at least to the conceiver) but later turns out to be pointless, mundane, stupid, or incorrect, and often is the root cause of bad decisions. Mostly occurs under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
• Excessorise: To eat, drink, take drugs or the like for personal indulgence in excessive amounts.
• Pottergasm: The feeling of euphoria experienced by Harry Potter fans when a new book or movie is released.
• Spring broke: When you’re broke because you spent all your money on spring break.
• Taxed: To have something taken from you without your permission or consent, and without the intention to be returned.