Nov 13
Was on my Facebook over the long weekend, and came across a profile too good to be true. One of my favourite websites is Hot Chicks With Douchebags, and one of their perennial favourites is a guy named Joey Porsche, a douchebag in the style of the Growing Up Gotti kids. Joey:
I didn’t think someone as ridiculously douchey and hilarious as Joey Porsche actually existed in Calgary. But I think I found him. Unfortunately, he shares my first name. The bad fake tan, the frosted tips, the ridiculous designer sunglasses, the coiffed brows, the tough-guy posing, the pursed lips, the bling, the wanna-G style, the giving the camera the finger, the designer duds…behold:
 
The only positive is that unlike Cancer, there is a cure. Douche is a choice.
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November 13th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I love how this douche bag is posing wearing his mom’s isotoner gloves, what a douche
November 13th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
SOOO, is the last name a fake? Betcha he drives a piece of crap with a muffler that sounds like a lawnmower.
November 14th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
go to you tube and type in “new hair cut” its this guy just fuckin totally makin fun of those gotti douche bags lol it is definatly worth watching
November 15th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
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December 4th, 2007 at 8:39 am
I love the fact that in half the pics he has a black eye. I’m guessing they were taken months apart.
December 4th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
is there like a law we can pass that will suppress douchiness? like seriously. its terrible.
Josh says: we need to get the politicians involved to clean up the douche!
December 10th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
This guy is embarassing to look at. If I ever see him, I will laugh out loud, and maybe his skanky little twit woman in the picture will come after me with her douche bag self. What a friggin laugh that would be!
Id kick her in the teeth…LOL
December 21st, 2007 at 3:38 pm
This guy has graduated from Blue Steel to Magnum! I am not so embarassed for him as I am for the women sharing his bed. Yikes! Talk about hitting rock bottom!
January 8th, 2008 at 8:52 am
I work with a Jay Douche. He’s way worse than this guy….just a bag of laffs.
May 5th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Douchebaggery McDouche bag. God what a douche. Douche diddly ouche ouche.
Yep… a douche.