Calgary’s Douchiest?

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Was on my Facebook over the long weekend, and came across a profile too good to be true. One of my favourite websites is Hot Chicks With Douchebags, and one of their perennial favourites is a guy named Joey Porsche, a douchebag in the style of the Growing Up Gotti kids. Joey:


I didn’t think someone as ridiculously douchey and hilarious as Joey Porsche actually existed in Calgary. But I think I found him. Unfortunately, he shares my first name. The bad fake tan, the frosted tips, the ridiculous designer sunglasses, the coiffed brows, the tough-guy posing, the pursed lips, the bling, the wanna-G style, the giving the camera the finger, the designer duds…behold:


The only positive is that unlike Cancer, there is a cure. Douche is a choice.

10 Responses to “Calgary’s Douchiest?”

  1. jim dangle Says:

    I love how this douche bag is posing wearing his mom’s isotoner gloves, what a douche

  2. Ryan(giveKeinBaconanOscar) Says:

    SOOO, is the last name a fake? Betcha he drives a piece of crap with a muffler that sounds like a lawnmower.

  3. aj Says:

    go to you tube and type in “new hair cut” its this guy just fuckin totally makin fun of those gotti douche bags lol it is definatly worth watching

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  5. Scooter Says:

    I love the fact that in half the pics he has a black eye. I’m guessing they were taken months apart.

  6. BoxBoy Says:

    is there like a law we can pass that will suppress douchiness? like seriously. its terrible.

    Josh says: we need to get the politicians involved to clean up the douche!

  7. KELSO Says:

    This guy is embarassing to look at. If I ever see him, I will laugh out loud, and maybe his skanky little twit woman in the picture will come after me with her douche bag self. What a friggin laugh that would be!

    Id kick her in the teeth…LOL

  8. MickDaddy Says:

    This guy has graduated from Blue Steel to Magnum! I am not so embarassed for him as I am for the women sharing his bed. Yikes! Talk about hitting rock bottom!

  9. CJ Says:

    I work with a Jay Douche. He’s way worse than this guy….just a bag of laffs.

  10. Alfred WIllington Says:

    Douchebaggery McDouche bag. God what a douche. Douche diddly ouche ouche.

    Yep… a douche.

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