Add ‘em to your vocabulary:

• Accountant sex: Very planned out formalized sex.
• Ghetto pancakes: Toast covered with butter and syrup.
• Hostage lunch: A meal purchased by the company you work for, often pizza, and delivered for employees who bosses require them to attend a meeting or work over their lunch hour.
• Workend: A weekend in which you have to go into the office to get caught up/ahead on work.