Here’s some new words ‘n phrases. Add ‘em ASAP:

• Check your vitals: To check your email, myspace, facebook, blog, and/or any daily essential websites.
• Desperasexual: A person, male or female, who after a long period of not having sex will sleep with anyone who comes along, regardless of gender.
• Fairymones: A politically incorrect way of explaining how gay men are attracted to gay men.
• Floordrobe: A form of storage for clothing which requires no hangers, drawers, doors or effort. Simply drop on the floor and you have a floordrobe.
• Retrosexual: Someone who used to be sexy.