Today Josh’s Big Box O CDs featured an alt-country style song with a twist. It’s by The Lemonheads? A.KA. Evan Dando - who is actually a straight guy. The Lemonheads put out a new album out at the end of ‘06 and are on this years Coachella. The song’s called Big Gay Heart and Chloe Sevigny makes a cameo in the video.

Got this email today from someone whose e-mail name is “nickthehottie@_____.” I’ve left out the domian, cause I’m an ass, but not a huge ass. You’d think this Nick (if it’s a guy that’s really pathetic, if it’s a girl, ummm, still pathetic) would be too busy primping and working on being a “hottie” to find time to write. In any case here’s the e-mail under the subject?line?”PLAY MUSIC”:

Reply-To:nickthehottie@

LESS CHAT ABOUT YOUR LIFE AND CRAP AND MORE GOD DAMN MUSIC, IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF US WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT THAT CRAP!!!!!!!!

My reply:

Hi Nick,

Your radio has buttons on it, right? Feel free to use them. Have an excellent Easter weekend.

Cheers,

Josh

It drives me crazy to see people throwing garbage on the street, especially when there are garbage cans every half block or so downtown. Take some pride in where you live! If I’m walking behind someone and they throw a piece of trash on the ground, I’ll usually say something like “excuse me, I think you dropped something” which sort of lets them off the hook, but makes them pick it up. Cigarettes are a whole other matter. For some reason there’s a bit of a double-standard for smokers, who are perfectly at ease tossing their garbage (butts) wherever they please. I sort of understand a little bit on the streets, as there’s no real disposal provided, and nobody wants to start a garbage fire. But as far as I know, most vehicles still come with ashtrays, for those too stubborn to quit. Yet, every day you see people throwing their butts out the window. Take responsibility for your bad habit! If you have to smoke - don’t throw the butt out the window. It’s garbage. And even more importantly, if you’re considerate enough to use the ashtray, dumping the entire contents of the ashtray on the street is total douchebaggery.

We haven’t done this for awhile, so here are some new words and phrases to add to your vocab:

• Dumbiot: Someone who is both dumb and an idiot.
• Man session: When a group of men get together to hang out and do manly stuff. Typically the group consists of five or more men, however, depending on how manly each man is, the group may be smaller or larger.
• March sadness: As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when the NCAA tournament is over.
• Moleculed: To be mocked and ridiculed, made to feel especially small and insignificant.
• Negative gap: The measurement, in inches, of ho much fat of an obese person is resting on a table at an eating establishment.
• Phobiphobia: The fear of fear itself.